Note to self...

When one is drunk... One should take extra precautions to assure one is looking through the correct end of the camera when taking happy snaps.

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This morning, after my brothers 24th, My sister who works in a Kodak office... was dismantling the Disposable camera, to salvage the film...

My mother commented

"Emily, be careful love, do you know what your doing"

Dad commented

"Of course she does! she does this everyday at work, she's a professional!"

And just as those words had escaped his lips, My sister threw the camera in the air, raced out into the other room screaming various expleatives, and, upon calming down... replied

"It gave me a shock!"

Sure enough, there was a burn mark on her hand.... the flash's battery or whatever, zapped her a beauty.

Not to be outdone, my father, then picked up the camera and tried to pull the film out...

"So thats where the flash capacitator is" He replied.. reaching his finger towards it. when all of a sudden..

He threw the camera on the ground. Screeched out "Fuck You!" and held his hand. He to, had been zapped.

This caused mum and I to burst into spontaneous laughter.

In the end, the camera fell apart, and my sister just picked the film up off the floor... and yes, there is a picture of my extremely stunned eyeball on that film.

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