Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon!

I was in the Kitchen tonight, washing up, after mum, with the subtly of a sledgehammer requested some help in the kitchen.

"It would we great if i could get a hand out here from someone"

She was met by a haughty silence, after which I got up, dragged myself into the kitchen and started to washup.

Anyway, for one reason or another, mum was in a foul mood.

Now, I can't remember what exactly it is she was going on about, but she was going on, and on, and on... And it didn't matter what I did, she was shitty at me..

So, I'm standing at the sink thinking

"Bloody hell, what brought that on" When all of a sudden the thought hit me.

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon!"

No sooner had I had this thought, I was in hysterics.. Lord knows why I found it so funny... but I couldn't stop laughing... Mum was in no mood to join in, so she just shutup, and let me laugh. After about 20 seconds, I got myself under control. Mum is noisly wiping up, while i'm washing up with this huge grin on my face, then I get this flash of someone with a match, and I'm in total hysterics again.

Again, mum was in absolutely no mood to play along, so I just stood there, laughing... And this went on for teh rest of the washing up, every few minutes... I would just break out..

Mum just gave me an icy silence... Which was fine with me, I didn't cop a lecture, Didn't have to hear her rant, and actually enjoyed the washing up!

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