And then the Lord created Dictionaries, and the world was with Spelling, and the Spelling was good

Hey!

Just went and checked my guestbook today, and looky what I found

"To Mark-

Firstly- Caps Lock is not your friend. Shouting will get you nowhere, be it textual or literal. Turn it off. Do yourself a favour.

Secondly- dike? A dike is a man made construct to restrict water flow through a natural geographical water feature- much like a dam, really. I believe the word you are looking for is 'dyke'. And trust me, she ain't one of those. I've offered 'til I can't offer no more. She's straight, man. Believe me.

Thirdly- the age of consent is 16. Therefore, if Jane wants to, she can bonk Alex all day and all night. She doesn't want to bonk Alex all day and all night. End of story.

Fourthly- MISS FUCKING SINGING TEACHER will make more money teaching FUCKING SINGING than you will in most other careers. Except perhaps politics. You'd fit in perfectly there, I suspect.

Speaking of politics...

Fifthly- Jane has never bagged the president. Anyone who has been quoted as saying 'They misunderestimated me' is unlikely to be a winner with Jane. Although, with your winning turns of phrase and politically correct nuances, I can't say the same for you. I'll just say this- if Bill Clinton ever starts walking towards you, start buying shares in 'Four Seasons'.

Sixly- Jane doesn't have to lick a teacher's balls to get a good grade. I am suspecting that particular honour goes to you, Mark.

Seventhly, and finally- your comment- 'YOU ARE THE JOKE'. No, my dear Mark. I believe you are the joke. 363 pages of insults? And different insults- just the same bland shite, repeated over and over and over...

In your own words- 'Get a fucking life'.

Sincerely,

Tamantha."

Do you realize that by calling me a dike, Mark was basically calling me a Boom Gate for water.. ouch. Or a flood Gate. I'm a big bad dike.

Someone needs to lerna guoda ingrish.

Again Mark, research is not your strong point. This is again proved in Tamanthas next point. The age of consent is alas, 16.

Bet you feel a bit silly now don't you.

The rest of the entry, reinforces what i was saying before, Anyone who sits at a computer for an hour posting the same messages in a guestbook needs a life. Stat.

Btw, When you say I "Bagged the President" Do you mean i danced the bedroom mambo or said big bad words.... Your use of the English Language is rather shady, and Tamanthas entry prooves that your statement that "You bag the president" can be taken two ways.

So which is it.

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