Desperate and Dateless??

Ok. I don't understand.

Well, thats not entirely true, i sorta understand, but I'm pissed off...

Allow me to explain..

I went to the pub last night. I had a GREAT time.

I wrote about the last time I went to the pub, a guy that I know from where I live, asked me out for a drink. Now, this is ok, except, the guy is 13 years older than me, and triple my size.

And again, last night, I'm down the pub, singing "Asshole" by Dennis Leary, and one of my brothers footy mates, aptly nicknamed "Mudguts" tells me that he'd love to take me out for a drink, and that he'll give me his number.

Mudguts, is also, 3 times my size, and near double my age.

I find it astounding - My whole life, I've been quite a big person, and never got a second look off a guy down the pub... So, i go and lose 23 kilo, and now all the old fat guys wanna pick me up!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Its not fair!!!

All the good guys are either married or gay!

Someone - Prove me wrong!

Comments!!

Sam - 2003-06-06 05:40:12
Not everyone is gay or married, the problem i have is that every nice person i know, lives like miles away.
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